Fair and Balanced, my ass!
A Fox "News" internal memo has been leaked, in which their "journalists" are told how to slant the news. Read it for yourselves.
posted by The Pained Pundit at 6:35 PM
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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I posted here long ago, and to refind the blog, I did a Google search of 'everythinghurts" and "everythinghurtsme".
Turns out to be a popular concept!
I am now nearly wholly engulfed by a pain in the side of my left butt (compare "My Left Foot", on this blog and elsewhere...).
It feels like Javier Bardem in "No Country for Old Men" has snuck up behind me with his compressed-air-tank-bolt-shooter and capped me on my left sitzbone!
This sciatica pain causes a numbness to start in my left toes and rise to mid-left-shin.
It was caused - by a cure for low back pain, which my chiropracter was diligently pursuing in digging deep into the gluteal tissue with a hard plastic tool he used. Probably didn;t want the digging to hurt his fingers!
Can't walk, sit or stand. Can lie face down, though. What kind of career change can I make to accomodate this new disability?
A prize will be awarded for the best answer!
(seems prescient that your last post ended in the words "my ass!" Are you psychic?)
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